partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”

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The hat I want comes in evey nfl team except the Seahawks.

Anger is alive

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  • #nfl Seahawks #Seahawks #nfl #real tree camo #sad day
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I start training today!!!

Yay for new jobs!!

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  • #new job #Petco #oh yeah
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unclefather:

*elementary school*

kid 1: whatcha doing

kid 2: eating chocolate

kid 1: where’d ya get it

kid 2: doggy dropped it

*8 years later*

me: they were eating poop

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vaccinate your fucking kids

holy shit do you know what year it is  (via fuckyeahtherealkiki)
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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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