Guess why I smile, Because its worth it!

myeightcents: biberoni: heartoffire: mylittleferret: manndyy:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:12:07 -0400

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

This is gold!

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:06:06 -0400

bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:04:44 -0400

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

tinkervrisk: physical education more like pointless embarrassment

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:04:13 -0400

tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:02:55 -0400

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:58:47 -0400

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

pillory: justin bieber getting hit in the head from three...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:54:32 -0400

pillory:

justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles

africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:53:37 -0400

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

memecollection: For more funny posts click HERE!

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:49:43 -0400

memecollection:

For more funny posts click HERE!

death-by-lulz: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:42:19 -0400

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:01:47 -0400

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

thebaconsandwichofregret: mutilatedmemories: I will never understand girls who throw their bras at...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:54:27 -0400

thebaconsandwichofregret:

mutilatedmemories:

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

grodus: true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:47:32 -0400

grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

death-by-lulz: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:47:07 -0400

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:45:08 -0400

iwillfucknepeta: pimpeta-slap: mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3: pimpeta-slap: Who came up with kissing?...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:43:35 -0400

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:42:44 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 13:41:14 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 13:40:45 -0400

goodnight-iris: let me kiss you

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:39:08 -0400

goodnight-iris:

let me kiss you